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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}

{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}

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{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}

{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}

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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}

{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}

{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}

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