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Doctor David Engleman (1835-1913) was an American politician from Pennsylvania that represented the 18th district of the Pennsylvania State Senate as a Democrat from 1877 to 1878.
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River Nile State is one of the 18 wilayat or states of Sudan. It has an area of 122,123 km² (47,152 mi²) and an estimated population of 1,511,442. It is made up of seven localities.
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USS APL-18 is an APL-2-class barracks ship of the United States Navy.
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