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HMS Cockchafer was a Royal Navy Insect-class gunboat. She was built by Barclay Curle and launched on 17 December 1915 as the fifth Royal Navy ship to carry this name. The Insect class was originally designed for service on the River Danube but most of them spent much of their service on Chinese rivers.
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Nico Antonitsch is an Austrian professional footballer who plays as a centre-back for Israeli club Hapoel Petah Tikva.
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