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{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}

{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}

{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}

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